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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He'd have made a proper oneNone of this Ikea shit for Jesus.
Oak frames and walnut insets, I reckon, unless they were the burning ones.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:38,
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He'd have saved the MDF for his cross.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:40,
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A cross with a cream formica veneer is a far more classy way to be crucified(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:42,
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The breakfast bar was too far though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:44,
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On reflection, I'm perhaps not sure that Jesus WAS actually crucified on a selection of MFI kitchen units.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:51,
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"Surely, Pilot, we can nail him up cheaper than that?" YES YOU CAN! At the Wickes kitchen, bathroom and big cross sale!
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:55,
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I don't think they had planes back then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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If he was called Pontious Pilot, why didn't he have a plane?Are you saying I spelled it wrong?
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