I expect he tells all the women he works on something similar.
As it's difficult to apply make-up to the typical tear-streaked, crow's-feet laden face of somebody of your advanced years unless they're smiling.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

pfffffft
it was at a party, not in a shop. these are glittering chips that will not be one whit sullied by your bitter acidic piss, however much you try to squeeze out a few drops.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

You'll have looked like Barbara Cartland.

( Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:59, Reply)

when have you ever seen me wear pink?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)