Debbie McGee's successful comeback from being a magician's bit of totty, with her touring company Ballet Imaginaire
Unfortunately the public failed to recognise her brilliance and her octogenarian husband was forced to haul his wrinkly arse back on stage to make up for the huge losses.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

And she sold that photo of her sucking off a dog or whatever.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

hang on, what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Ahem. Nothing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

i've got my eye on you frog.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:21, Reply)

This sounds like a threat.
I'm telling Dave Cameron that you're a cyberbully.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:24, Reply)

DAVID CAMERON IS A PRICK AND IF I EVER SEE HIM IN THE STREET I'M GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE GOITER.
there, now someone report that threat and we'll get b3ta shut down as a terrorist website.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Do you want to join a terrorist cell?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Not really, unless that terrorist cell is all about punching Cameron in the Goitre.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I don't. The last one I was in ended VERY badly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)