whats that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's part of your colon. Up a bit from yer arse.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:27, Reply)

Oh, they had to cut some of mine out. It died inside me or something like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Yeah, makes sense. Better off without it, mate.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Yeah', I don't miss any of it, happened a couple of times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)

If parts of the colon get no blood supply it dies and can cause problems. Once it's gone then the healthy stuff works fine as it has a decent blood supply. You can survive perfectly with less than the amount of colon you're born with. Amorous Badger will probably give better advice than me.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)

Plus I get extra points on the ATOS test 'cus I'm an amputee

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Every cloud, etc, though fuck knows what you could pick up with an extra bit of colon.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Half the navy if I put on some lippy

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Excellent!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)