Alt: Being dumped.
As a side note, I fucking hate Facebook. Every time I look at it I get annoyed with the dickheads on it, who IRL are reasonable alright. I would leave but people insist on using it as the new email.

Alt:alt: Ash 'Burn Baby Burn' pops up in my head lots. Don't even like it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have never bothered with it, the stuff from Facebook my wife insists on showing me on her phone
is cringe worthy at the best.

alt: get yourself back in the game good Doctor, just don't let Cavy know you available.

alt:alt: My universal earworm cure of replacing it by the theme music to "The Water margin" works every time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Same with twitter, although I have enjoyed watching my mate's ex have an emotional breakdown on it. Scary stuff.
Alt: Like Arnie, I'll be back. Eventually.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:15, Reply)

TuiB did post a Facebook feed
from a couple who decided that splitting via a social network was a good idea, that was quite funny
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:25, Reply)

It's funny to watch the bullshit status updates of her going mental and doing the 'I'm not naming names, you know who you are' thing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:28, Reply)