FRIDAY \o/
The scotch bonnets have had their revenge on me…when did something last get revenge on you?

Alt: So using social network sites undermines self-confidence
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23709009
who would have thought it? I knew that there was a reason I never bothered with Facebook, what last undermined your self-confidence or last boosted your ego?

Alt:alt: Earworm of the day is “Abracadabra” by ABC The Steve Miller Band*, what was your last earworm?


*Thanks Jeffers
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 7:58, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alt alt. don't know that one. I remember the one by the Steve Miller band.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:01, Reply)

God it was Steve Miller band
My memory is getting worse


Time for a Ninja edit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:03, Reply)

I CAN CELEBRATE FRIDAY!
A recent spicy lunch saw me spend a good half hour in pain, 3 toilet flushes and the application of cold damp toilet roll to my bot bot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:01, Reply)

Did you try my Jerk Chicken as well?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:03, Reply)

No, but I'd like to.
Is this an invitation for a date? Because if it is, then I'd love to.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:04, Reply)

I think we best take this to Gaz
I wouldn't want Twoey to get jealous and hunt us down like rabid dogs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:07, Reply)

what the FUCK is going on here?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Errrrrmmmm Nothing...........Oh whats that over there *points behind Twoey*
*legs it into the distance*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Alt: Being dumped.
As a side note, I fucking hate Facebook. Every time I look at it I get annoyed with the dickheads on it, who IRL are reasonable alright. I would leave but people insist on using it as the new email.

Alt:alt: Ash 'Burn Baby Burn' pops up in my head lots. Don't even like it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:05, Reply)

I have never bothered with it, the stuff from Facebook my wife insists on showing me on her phone
is cringe worthy at the best.

alt: get yourself back in the game good Doctor, just don't let Cavy know you available.

alt:alt: My universal earworm cure of replacing it by the theme music to "The Water margin" works every time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Same with twitter, although I have enjoyed watching my mate's ex have an emotional breakdown on it. Scary stuff.
Alt: Like Arnie, I'll be back. Eventually.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:15, Reply)

TuiB did post a Facebook feed
from a couple who decided that splitting via a social network was a good idea, that was quite funny
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:25, Reply)

It's funny to watch the bullshit status updates of her going mental and doing the 'I'm not naming names, you know who you are' thing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:28, Reply)

altalt: D.I.S.C.O of all things
Although it's usually kids tv theme tunes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Portland Bill is a TUNE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Christ....blast from the past

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Last night Stunned poster and I enjoyed a rousing chorus of the 'Tickle on the Tum' theme by Ralph McTell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

This sounds a bit, fiddlery.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Tickle on the what?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Disco is shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:30, Reply)

They aint even in my top ten of crisps

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Not even the beef ones? Shame on you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Your mums beef curtains taste better

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)

But they aren't crisps you ninny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:35, Reply)

They were very crisp, it was like trying to french kiss a Yorkshire Pudding

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:36, Reply)

How would you know? PUDDING KISSER!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)

*looks shifty and changes the subject*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Morning.
I made music with men last night. It was good, and not what I had expected. It was surprisingly melodic for a group of people who normally enjoy being shouted at by large men with beards.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Same thing. Naga chilli con carne on a Sunday did not make the Monday workday very pleasant
for me or anyone in the vicinity of the works toilets.

Alt: My face

Altalt: The Merry Old Land Of Oz. I think it's being used in an advert for something.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:31, Reply)

NAGA...NAGA.....YOU COOKED WITH THE DORSET NAGA
Fucking hell Bill, that beats Honda Accords, Super Models and Massive Drugs in one dish
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:33, Reply)

It's just the flakes tbh
I got my wife a naga chilli gift set for her birthday. It had chocolate, nuts and sauce made with it. Before I met her I wouldn't touch anything spicy.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Mmmm spicey fish tacos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:39, Reply)

haha
I'm green with EMVEE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Hang on a minute, I didn't have my internet translator on, are you calling me a liar HH?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Nahhhh
I'm saying that you is well extreme for cooking with a Naga chilli
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Ah, so I'm showing off
Fair enough.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Truth be told Bill I'm a bit scared of trying the Naga

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

So you basically just told the board about yourself having a dump
Why? Why would you do that? Why would anyone do that???

I don't understand the world any more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I sure you have shared worse
Morning Ma'am how are you today?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:46, Reply)

weekend innit
this weather better pick the fuck up before v festival tomorrow though. standing in the rain for hours? I think NOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Bristol pubs all have roofs.
Just sayin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

This isn't technically true if you go down bedminster way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:57, Reply)

Something something rusty

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)

V festival, worst of all the festivals
It's like capital fm took a dump in a field
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Does V still do the "buy beer vouchers" shite?
So you have to queue to buy vouchers then queue to buy beer with said vouchers?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

You could get colour fast dye, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)

You could get Ocean
fast dye Scene?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)

*lifted*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Scotch bonnets? Make sure you wipe your tears away on the hem of your gingham dress you big mary
Altalt: Right Said Fred
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:50, Reply)

:(
I did use quite a few

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2049731#post2049766
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:51, Reply)

Oh man! You is 'well extreme'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I just followed a recipe, I didn't realise it was going to kick like a mule
www.jamaicatravelandculture.com/food_and_drink/jerk_chicken.htm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

I'm bookmarking that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

It was the same recipe I used I just didn't follow it to the letter

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)

well +ly bent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 8:56, Reply)

You silly cunt.
Jan-March 2013. Calling the filth on your ex ain't cool, kidz.

Alt: your mum said I was hung like a baby dormouse.

Altalt: 'Witches Wand' by Barbadian psych rockers Luv Machine. Well you did ask.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I prefer the Girls Aloud version.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)

alt:alt: nice earworm to have

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)

I fucking love it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I don't think I've heard it before, I may give them a good looking over on youtube later

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

It's extremely rare, I'd be surprised if even Tangers knows it
I think there might be an LP, but that song is the only one that's rated
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I do not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I got a reissue 45 having read about it on Julian Cope's site (I think)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I think you've misunderstood what revenge means.
Alt: Socially crippled people struggle with social network sites? Well colour me surprised...

Altalt: For some reason I have Half a Chance, by Baby Dee in my head this morning.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I have revenge of the calf this morning
After weeks of them sleeping in, my son decided 5am was time to get up. Good job I'd not been out for a run the previous evening IN THE FUCKING PISSING RAIN isn't it?

Facebook should be funny - end of. SRS BZNS status updates get you removed.

AltAlt:
Easy by Lionel Richie
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

You still on for the GNR?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

I am indeed sir
I think I should be able to run it in JUST under 2 hours, weather permitting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

Captain's Log, Sadship Enterprise sad date 4290.3
It is with a heavy heart that I report that this will be my last entry. My dalliance with a blue-skinned planetary native was against Sadfleet regulations. I have been replaced by a far sadder, more worthy captain. Captain Psyclonechomp took over as of oh-six-hundred Wednesday morning. His shuttle shall be docking with my....his...ship shortly.

Captain out.

Edit: something something revenge.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

You fucked a Smurf?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:30, Reply)

It was the little white dress what done it, guv.

( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Hey Kroney I didn't get moaned at or stepped, I think I'm invincible

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

That's what q thought

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

What happend to q?
Was he rude to cho cho?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Either that or he stole drugs from Stunned

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1731013#post1731022
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Oh man I miss the little guy :(
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1730985
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Yeah! Then the continuum or the LA Law guy took his powers away
/starwars
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

What the fuck are you on about?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

I donno. I had wee drinkies last night and I;m still abit toodly-tipsy

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

That's the trouble with people these days, Nakers.
No fucking consistency.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

I dunno about that AA is consistently dull
Made food, ate food, watched tv, played computer, cried over debt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

And yet he always gets on the popular page.
It's a mystery :/
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

What I miss?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I don't get people who eat that kind of food. Sure, endorphines and all that, but aint' that the same as Self Harm'ing.
Alt: Yeah', I can understand that, but even the researchers themselves there say that similar studies produce the oppersite results as well as concluding ones.

Alt Alt: Sage Francies: Little Hudini
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

To be fair if you ate it you'd end up shitting out your own guts like a sea cucumber

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:32, Reply)

To be fair, that's pretty much how every else describes their next day shits after eating it anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I had some really nice jerk chicken at "The Riverside Festival"
So I tried to recreate it with an authentic recipe, it was very nice just a tad hot.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Drinking last night is currently having it's revenge on me
I'm cropdusting the building, rather than suffer at my desk, it's making me feel better.

AltAlt: Smothered by Spineshank. No idea why.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Cropdusting is one of life's little pleasures

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I went out to a Turkish restaurant last night.
I ate food that had some spices in it that enhanced the food as a whole, but wasn't obscenely strong that it ruined my insides at all.

I really enjoyed it and I am none the worse for wear this morning.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

csb

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Never, I am beloved by all
AltAlt: "Is she really going out with him" by Joe Jackson. Fucker was unshiftable for days.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Your poor sod, that is a dismal record.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Ring sting!
alt. I dont let folks on the internet dictate my otherwise happy life.

altalt. ATFC - Bad Habit
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:01, Reply)