so would a lot of my friends
i just wouldn't enjoy spending it, somehow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I would thoroughly enjoy spending it.
Free stuff innit?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:43, Reply)

yeah, but often the staff member who fucked up their till gets penalised
the cashier at RBS cried when I handed the cash in, said it would have been deducted from her salary.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:44, Reply)

I think that might be a fair case for honesty.
But you would think a cashier might notice the difference between £500 and £1k.
For the record I would have spent it all on Mexican food.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:47, Reply)

That really would be a case of..
NACHO cheese!!1!!
Oh HO!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Unlike some lackwit bank teller, I don't give a monkey(s)

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)

I do get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Aren't they supposed to count it twice?
Any chump that gives away a monkey by accident should be out on their fackin ear.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:49, Reply)

true, but too harsh for me, I'm v soft really
also I was earning fuck-all, but was living at home rent free. if I'd really needed the money, my principles might well have been different, I guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:52, Reply)

It's easier to be honest when you aren't on your arse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 8:54, Reply)

yep
if it had been a year later when I was studying law in London, I might well have researched the law on "finders v keepers"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:03, Reply)

nicely put

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)