I AM HONOURED.
Here are some questions for you...
Who is Rory?
Who is Al?
What's Pizzagate all about?
What are the MARR references?
What the fuck is Frank/Icky hoping to achieve?
Is Monty Boyce a cunt?
Will Battered ever get better?

Love from Frogger. X x
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:18, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

All you need to know is that Al is a cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Is it really that simple?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:21, Reply)

ok, here goes, in strict order
A Cunt
A Cunt
A Cunt
A Repetitive Cunt
Cunt
Yes
Sadly Yes. The Cunt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Understood. Mostly cunts here then, looks like I should be ok.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:22, Reply)

ALL THIS AND MORE IN NEXT WEEKS EPISODE OF SOAP
*Music plays out*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Also remember that Swipe is a morbidly obese, lonely northern slapper with ginger hair.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:23, Reply)

This is blatantly obvious, even to me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:24, Reply)

and you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:24, Reply)

You're going to fit in well here Frogger.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:24, Reply)

this may be the most unfortunate thing for anyone
ever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:25, Reply)

It's verging on a 'no winners here' situation.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:27, Reply)

go and vomit up a lung
then choke on it x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I thought you were remarkably restrained earlier when Chompy was bearing his soul.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:25, Reply)

the thing is
i don't give a fuck if he marries her or scratches himself to a bloody, lonely death in a doorway whilst begging for spare change. i dislike how he behaved towards me, and will reference it unless/until he straps on a pair and says sorry. the rest is academic!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:27, Reply)

What did he do then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:36, Reply)

short story
behaved like a cheapskate and a cowardly cunt when i thought we were friends. then said nasty things behind my back, which i heard third hand. that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Uncalled for. It's much better to say nasty things to someone's face, then you know for sure that you have hurt and upset them.
Which is important.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)

wise words
more people should live by this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I'm like a cuntish Ghandi innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:42, Reply)

so starving yourself to death?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Starving *others* to death.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)

much better

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:52, Reply)

It's a selfless act.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I still don't know this story. Can we have a dramatic reenactment at some point

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)

bring some toothpicks to keep your eyes open

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)

I think he's trying, if he hasn't shat them out already.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:26, Reply)

If two people post the same thing it's an Andrew Marr moment
Wavy lines it all started here

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1826433#post1826440
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:27, Reply)

A ha! That one had confused me for a while.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 19:30, Reply)