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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My old flat mate and one of my best friends is the groom
One of her best friends is the bride.

I might just go to the meal and and say hello to everyone then quietly fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:34, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Probably the best approach.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Please see below

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:36, Reply)
You should probably cut your throat and run naked and screaming onto the dance floor during the first dance
That'll show her!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:36, Reply)
I was planning to get hammered, take the mic off the Brides father during his speech, shout at her, then vomit on the cake.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Now that would take some stones
Girls like decisive action!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Might eat some leftover curry for breakfast so I shit myself in my suit at the same time.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
You might want to change curry houses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Maybe he could speak to the DJ and arrange
For that song by Sophie Ellis whatsit to be on at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Jackos blood on the dancefloor would be better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
'I Know Enough (I Don't Get Enough)'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Nah, the speeches are the most emotional bit of the day
If she is already trippin', coz bitches be mental, blud. She be double messed then. Mon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:37, Reply)
He's one of your best mates...but your not the best man or even an usher...
Sounds like a one way relationship to me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Family are in the wedding party.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:39, Reply)
That's generally how it works.
You get married, your family are there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
The best arguments at weddings are those within a family.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)
What happened at yours?
Father on law shout at you for knocking up his daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Nothing so interesting. Bit dull tbh. Apart from my speech obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Obvs, did you have a crate to stand on?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)
What is it seven brides for seven brothers? Sounds like a prick to me, deffo cause a scene, maybe punch someone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
He's on here occasionally, he'll probably see this.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Oh no!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)

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