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Durty bitch!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:05,
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He's playing hard to getI may run around the playground with my knickers at ankles height* whilst he's doing spitfire fighter planes to see if he notices me
*at that height so Battered can't climb over and look
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:10,
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What about skipping in circles? Best take yer knickers off, though or you'll fall on yer arse and lose what little dignity you have left.
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MY STONES.....just my stones (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:15,
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Pssst! You have diamonds? Top prices here given! Better than shops!
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I'll get Supermatt to drop them off(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:18,
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hahaha....I'm happy you got the Dignity and stones thingb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1982014
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:22,
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ZZZZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPZZZZZZZZZ(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:06,
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^ back in the West CountryFor 5 minutes and he has the accent down.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:08,
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I would say Cider but that's his arse(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:11,
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sidearse
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:11,
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