Monty's Flat Options.
Option Six: Stick where you are and tough it out a bit longer champ. That place will be your pension one day. You could rent it out and go somewhere cheaper for a few years and ease the pressure.

Or you could just blow it on two one way tickets to Peru and a hooter full of Ching
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:37, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WTF
why you stomping on me?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I needed to help a bloke out with some ill considered advice. Soz
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Well he's off today so that aint helping

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Option 7
Move to here. 10 miles from me you can buy a detached bungalow for 120K.
But you'd have to have Northern lessons.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

He could get a two bed flat here for around that.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

8) Dress up as the queen and go to buckingham palace claiming you left your front door keys in another robe

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)