Allan Konigsberg
or Wayne "Do you like pasta?" Newton

^ WAQQI!! ^

I've got a Superman watch. The band of it is like that stuff that you click straight then whack over your wrist and it curls itself around. If I let both ends curl around equally they form a plastic pince-nez with a vision-impairing watch fob at the top. I'm not sure they thought this through.You can peer downwards alright, mind.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:41, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I can offer you all the money
But I'm going to need 50% of the business
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I was going to make the same offer as Two Hats.
I am willing to split the deal with him if he's interested?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

*nods silenty*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:53, Reply)

*Bannatyne shakes his head, gets told to piss off*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:54, Reply)

*Jones makes an obvious pun while Paphitis breaks something*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)

*Meadens face withers a bit more, not enough to notice, but enough to notice that something has changed*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)

*Devey sacrifices a baby and drinks its blood*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:58, Reply)