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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So which was the best Bond villain?
Dr Kananga is my personal favourite.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:50, 179 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Goldfinger for me
*awaits strikethrough*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Baron Greenback

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Cor blimey

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Look at this prick
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23812365
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)
What a twat.
Decided what you're going to do about the wedding on Sunday?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
dunno, meeting the groom tonight see what he wants.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Good approach.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
*tips top hat*
automatically, obv.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

"He admitted that he had been surprised by interest shown in his "twittertape" invention, especially from the steampunk community who share a passion for Victoriana and technology."

What a bunch of cunts
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
blofeld
but from on her majesty's secret service, not the other ones
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
yeah boyee frickin Kojak? mental

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)
also, sean bean

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)
WITH HIS AXE! !!

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
go on without me mr frodo, you must destroy the ring in goldeneye's lair

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
SPOILER ALERT

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Burt Kwouk. twice

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
He was good.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
he's a Jap in one and a Chinky in another. Bit racist.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Hannibal from Casino Royale was one of the worst
Nick Nack innit?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
nick nack proper shit me up

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Plane scared me too

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Nick nack was a henchman. Not a villain.
I am ignoring your pathetic attempt at a height 'joke'.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Mr Wint and Mr Kidd creep me the fuck out

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Funny as fuck those two benders.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
fucking right
Psychopathic chutneys? Whoah there
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Diamonds Are Forever is my least favourite Bond

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
really? I love it

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)
HAHA AND DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER TOO! I'M A BUMMER!!!

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
officelol

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Bawwwwhawwww?
Where in the hell is Bawwwwhawwww?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
then Kwouk doesn't count either

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
He does if I say he does. RIGHT?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
OK!!!!

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I am exceptionally bored Monts. Exceptionally bored.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. And even the inside of your own mind is endless. It goes on forever inwardly. Do you understand? Being the fact that you’re alive is amazing, you don’t get to be bored.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Shut up.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)

‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. And even the inside of your own mind is endless. It goes on forever inwardly. Do you understand? Being the fact that you’re alive is amazing, you don’t get to be bored.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
What about Jaws then?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I have his autograph on a photo from 'Moonraker'

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I have Darth Vader's somewhere

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I have Jean Luc Picards

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
MAke it so

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Ah, bonjour monsieur Bond

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
dr evil

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
A mixture of Oddjob and Blofeld.
Oddfeld. No, Hang on...
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
What about that Oddfeld eh?
*bass twang*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Tubular Bells is shit

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I'm more of a Jarre fan

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I prefer cans

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
alright Bob Marley

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Forever loving Jarre

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Tubular Balls more like
AMIRITE?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)
i'm dick tracy
take that, pruneface
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Tearjerker

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Mr Joshua

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Begbie.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
WHICH CANT CANT FEEL PAIN, EH!?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
The cat.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Red Dwarf mate. This is a Bond thread ok?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Drum and bass pioneer Goldie.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
He was better on Blue Peter

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)
ahahahahaaaa!
Excellent
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
He was a better actor in dog form.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Bowser

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Not even in my top ten Mariokart characters

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
*queefs out a lego brick*

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I'm spent

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Lord Fear

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)
i'll be honest, james bond is a bit shit

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Please leave
James Bond is an integral part of my growing up
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
is this why you're stuck at 13?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Most possibly, yes

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
When your parents said
'isn't it time you grew up and stopped watching James Bond, in your room, all alone?'
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
NEVER!

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)
yeah
because that's what he was doing.

watching james bond.

and wrestling the villains.

with one hand.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)
It was Telly Savalas
Looked like him from the top anyway
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
'It doesn't *sound* like Bond, but we have to start trusting him at this difficult age'

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
No Mr Cow, I expect you to wank

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
HAHA

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I liked to wank like a chimp over Grace Jones' ballsack

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
It's a fine specimen I will admit.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
That explains her neck too

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
you ninja cunt

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
get a real hobby

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Xenia Onatop

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Scaramanga.
Shame he had to face off against the shittest Bond of all time.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Shittest Bond to be sure but he was Bond in the best Bond movie

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
The Living Daylights was not a Moore film.
Therefore your post is as wrong as it could possibly be.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
The best Bond movie is Live and Let Die
for one massive obvious reason
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Paul McCartney

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
close

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Heather Mills?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
nearly

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Seymour Staines

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
This man knows

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I shall be watching this later.
If I ever leave the pub.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I can't watch it without feeling as tingly in the groin area as I did watching it as a small boy

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Seymour's on the List.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I'd doctor HER quimm.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Yeh me too
and i'd fuck her an' all
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Scaramanga was The Man With The Golden Gun.
Twat.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Yeah. The Living Daylights is the best Bond film
and Scaramanga was the best villain.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Jesus Battered
thats worthy of a nakers post you bent spastic.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Look, I've had 5 pints ok?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
No
its not
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Why not?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Because I haven't had any pints

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
this^

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
are you coming out with me and vippers, if we can arrange it for next week?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Depends where and when
I'm utterly broke
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
i will fb you
it would be a couple of quiet ones, as i'd have to drive, so certainly not a big or expensive night out!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I don't drive so I have to factor in travel costs too, the closer to me the more likley I'll be there :P

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Well that's your problem, not mine.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
when you hold a pint glass does it look like this?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)

pint half
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Moore was not the shittest Bond. Brosnan was.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
This will surely raise a few eyebrows

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
You and I very nearly see eye to eye on Bond.
Let's not fall out over the two shittest, ok?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
you're about 18 inches taller than him
eye to brown eye more like
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Lets all agree that Lazenby was actually pretty good and should have had more than one film

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Must have been a Paki woman

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Lazenby gets unfair treatment.
He should have got Diamonds, too.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
yup

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Nope.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I loved Goldeneye
but he was a shit bond in the others.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Baron Sambo

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Ric Flair

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Sophie Marceau as Elektra King.
NEXT.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Dr Christmas Jones.....

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
The pair of them, together, with a Reverend filling

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
The Holy trinity

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
"Our Father...."
*wanks like a chimp on speed*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
We are brothers now?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I was born in Middlesbrough
My old man was a keen cyclist, so you never know.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
*punches on shoulder*
*steals football*
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
*Runs to mum*

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
That film has the worst lines of any Bond film.
At the end "I thought Christmas only came once a year".

Oh FUCK OFF.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
But Denise Richards

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Wild Things *taps nose*

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
aren't you forgetting something?
SOPHIE MARCEAU.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
A quarter of the 'popular' page is me.
I think I must be the best one at Offtopicing.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
That's only because AA isn't posting much at the minute.
He's a goldmine, that guy.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Although 20% of it is people telling Frank to get fucked, so it's not quite a guarantee of quality.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Well, it's MY catchphrase so I'm claiming that too.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
that's like being the most solid lump of shit
floating in the pool of diarrhoea
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
:o(

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Jealous.
Turns out talking about food and being ginger isn't as popular as you thought, is it?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
hasn't done jamie oliver any harm

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
But he doesn't post here anymore :(

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:23, Reply)
ONLY CUNTS POST REAL NAMES ON THE INTERNET

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Alright Sophie?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
yeah, i'm alright, you?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)
You've got a dirty mouth.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
My ringpiece

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Anita Schitt

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
You don't have to announce it EVERY time.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Haddaway

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Uja Nikabollokov

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
wun hung lo

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Helmet Kohl

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Not for poking the fire

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Djapp Sigh

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
146/2

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Tossusov Beiderbins

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Surely
Stayaboud Frommabinz?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Hard day at work today
I've watched the first six episodes of Under the Dome
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Allan Konigsberg
or Wayne "Do you like pasta?" Newton

^ WAQQI!! ^

I've got a Superman watch. The band of it is like that stuff that you click straight then whack over your wrist and it curls itself around. If I let both ends curl around equally they form a plastic pince-nez with a vision-impairing watch fob at the top. I'm not sure they thought this through.You can peer downwards alright, mind.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I can offer you all the money
But I'm going to need 50% of the business
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I was going to make the same offer as Two Hats.
I am willing to split the deal with him if he's interested?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
*nods silenty*

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:53, Reply)
*Bannatyne shakes his head, gets told to piss off*

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:54, Reply)
*Jones makes an obvious pun while Paphitis breaks something*

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)
*Meadens face withers a bit more, not enough to notice, but enough to notice that something has changed*

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)
*Devey sacrifices a baby and drinks its blood*

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I'm going out for a while
I may be some time
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
General Konstantin Nikolaevich Chernov
No deals, Mr Bond


& YM
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)
"Brokenclaw" Lee Fu-Chu
&



YM
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)

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