I was once told I couldn't have a job because I was a white male
and they needed to hire more gay/trans/black/asian etc. I told this tale and was drummed out of QOTW because what they did was illegal therefore I must have been lying, on the Internet.

I discriminate against anyone who believes in anything on the periodic table of irrational nonsense.
( Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

LIAR! *slaps face*
What you are suggesting is illegal, therefore you must be lying.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I'm calling you a liar
because everybody knows that Cornwall doesn't have any minorities.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)

They may have said that
but actually they didn't give you the job because you were rubbish.

hth xx
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)