On the anniversary of Dr King's speech too.
www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/glasgow-man-says-edinburgh-ketchup-charge-racist-1-3062264
When were you last discriminated against? Do you discriminate, on grounds of race, gender or fattiness?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:03, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

your post last night was retarded by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

I don't like Chinamen.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Oh no?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Have you considered they may not like you?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

No I haven't considered this, and wouldn't care if they didn't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I find them rubbery.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

You've cooked them for too long

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:17, Reply)

I wouldn't eat a Chinaman, they look sort of corn fed with their yellow skin.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Being a Pakistani Northern IT chap I tick all minority boxes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Are you a disabled lesbian too?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

For you baby, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

Phwoar.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I regularly find /OT to be heightest

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I would have thought most of the height gags went over your head.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Damn you
I was trying to sort that into a joke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

The only height gag he has
Has leather straps and a ball at the front
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Shut up you saggy titted wrinkly old crone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Size isn't everything Battered.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Not according to Mrs Batts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I discriminate based on whether I like someone or not. Except for pikeys.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:20, Reply)

this^
Fucking robbing cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:21, Reply)

As we now all know what a terrible human being you are I suspect you discriminate with a religious zeal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Pope Grey was lovely!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Earl Grey's not bad either.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Oh not this again

( Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I also actively discriminate against thick and poor people.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Chompy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I wouldn't discriminate against you, you spent £100k on a wedding, so not poor, but maybe thick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)

His wife's parents paid for that.
Sounds pretty clever, to me.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

wait, what?
what do you even get for £100k in a wedding, apart from robbed?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)

ANAL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I mean, my first wedding cost £25K
and that was fucking ridiculous.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Fuck
Mine cost about £8k
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

yeah, my second cost about £10k
and was much better (obvs)

I think the problem with the first was a combination of "bride"; "bride's mother" and "being in the home counties"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

eh?
Were you married by Jesus?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)

As a white middle class male aged between 20-40 I find that I am constantly being discriminated against.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Oh, do shut up.
You're discriminated against because you're a hemp-weaving, vegetarian bongo-fancier with limp wrists, a pale skin and a fucking bio-ethanol fueled Prius in your turf-roofed garage.

Not because you're white. Unless you count all the white people saying "he's definitely not one of us, never seen him before in my life. Look, his trousers are woven out of leaves, he's probably a hobbit or an elf, or something".
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:44, Reply)

I'll have you know my skin is quite tanned at the moment.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I was once told I couldn't have a job because I was a white male
and they needed to hire more gay/trans/black/asian etc. I told this tale and was drummed out of QOTW because what they did was illegal therefore I must have been lying, on the Internet.

I discriminate against anyone who believes in anything on the periodic table of irrational nonsense.
( Peej, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)

LIAR! *slaps face*
What you are suggesting is illegal, therefore you must be lying.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I'm calling you a liar
because everybody knows that Cornwall doesn't have any minorities.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)

They may have said that
but actually they didn't give you the job because you were rubbish.

hth xx
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Just had a look in the Urban Dictionary, as to what salt and sauce actually is,
it's a mixture of malt vinegar and brown sauce.
It's also the art of pooing and cumming at the same time. You learn something new every day.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Don't think I particularly wish to try either.
definitely trying the second one tonight
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)

How the hell? I don't even...that's DISGUSTING
Vinegar and brown sauce mixed together?
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)

It's a lot better than it sounds.
I mean, it's not that nice, but it's nowhere near as minging as you'd think. It's basically like thick vinegar but not as sharp, so it sticks to chips better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)

CHALLENGE...ACCEPTED
I shall try it when I'm up there in a couple of weeks. I'll let you all know if I die.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Ask them to chuck it in a pot
so if you don't like it, it doesn't ruin your chips.

Where are you going?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Staying a night in Edinburgh and then a night in Drumnadroichit. It's a bit of a driving holiday.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

fair dos.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I don't see a problem with that
Brown sauce contains vinegar anyway.
I like to mix in mustard with mine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

You can't beat a pickled egg with chips, alongside a portion of scraps.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I don't think I've ever eaten a pickled egg.
I never have chips and I don't even want to know what 'scraps' are.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

bits of fried batter and ting.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Sometimes called scratchings, it's a regional thing.
They don't seem to exist down South, alongside gravy in the chippie.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Batter up here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

No wonder these people all drop dead from heart attacks by the age of 50.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I'll only get chips with a takeaway.
No deep fat fryer innit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Half rice/half chips with your chicken madras, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Never been a fan of that.
The half/half thing. Not too mad on Madras either.
Last curry I had was Curry Goat, with rice, peas and dumplings.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Nah', I work in an industry where different culture/reiligion/whatever is a good thing.... the internet is quite international, and different cultures mean different sollutions.
I can see why they'd want to do that in an industry where they just want you to do stuff with no real input as to how it's done, like stacking shelves or balancing books or [does anyone have Rory's job here? It would help me out; basketball player?].... but that's not for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:42, Reply)

We did this yesterday
please keep up. Also, that's my local chippy but I don't use it because it's shit, not because it's racist.

and that bloke is being a prick. It's not racist in the slightest. They charge for everything apart from salt, vinegar and sauce. So does every other fucking chippy in the east of Scotland.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:46, Reply)

And also you know, not a race.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I fucking dare you to stand in a pub in Paisley and say Glaswegian isn't a race.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I'm part Glaswegian.
I'd never stand in a pub in Glasgow and say that, though.

I'd never stand in a pub in Glasgow full stop.
( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:51, Reply)

true dat.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Did you?
Start another thread if you want.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I don't mind, this thread is still above average on the /OT scale, BP.
I'm just sayin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

The /OT scale of not very goodness?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

From Al to K-Swizz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

you should start another one about how you don't care about children being choked and burnt to death in chemical weapon attacks as long as they are muslims

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I'm not racist but, I hate pakis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

:o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I'm not racist, but I hate Fogles.

( Kroney, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I'm not racist, I hate everyone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

says the frenchman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)