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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She is hot and it's pretty damn tempting, I know how women think
and she wouldn't be having any contact with me unless their was ulterior motives.

I'm not gonna fall for the curse of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It does look like you're next in line.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Look if PJ can work through this curse so can I
*reads the thrown book*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Good luck.
*plays back on dictaphone, recognises the voice of a kidnapper who had previously been told he would be found and killed*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)
*counts fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:00, Reply)
*adds up to twelve, realises was born in Norfolk*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)
And that was just the left hand
Badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Genetically engineered for horse wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Rebecca Loo's plastic surgeon ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)
If your wife finds those texts she'll castrate you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
They are actually quite innocent
But Jeremy Beadles law isn't quite a defined science yet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I mean, if she knows that you and this other women have history (and you very much do) and that there's now clandestine texting (no matter how innocent)
You will face the full wrath.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)

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