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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So Nakers is he really the best on here*
Regale us with the best bits of Nakers, a bit like "This is Your Life" you too can be Eamonn Andrews for the night.

Alt: What is the best Beverage EVAH?

Alt:alt: I was engaged to a ravishing young woman back in my early 20’s, we were a couple since the 4th year seniors but she dumped me & broke my heart :( I have recently had contact with her because of a tender process and has texted me a few times, I would never cheat on my wife and this feels really wrong, come on b3ta guide me.

*Begrudingly he is one of the best on here
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:18, 325 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt:alt: either fuck her, or fuck her!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:21, Reply)
I couldn't cheat on my wife, I'm many things but I wouldn't do that to her

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Then fuck her off brother man. Ain't worth the bother.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:24, Reply)
She is still as fit as fuck
Truth be told I'm a bit flattered, she's only been married two years so I'm sure it's platonic.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Na, it'll be like a canyon by now.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:28, Reply)
hahaha, yeah thanks for that image Phudds

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:29, Reply)
4th year seniors
Why don't you fuck off back to Degrassi Junior High.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:23, Reply)
:o
Bit harsh
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Sorry. I'm tired.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:27, Reply)
You aint been ill for a while Jeff
are you feeling alright?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:28, Reply)
I've got illness booked in from Monday.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:35, Reply)
ahhhhhhh, good man carry on then.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:38, Reply)
This is the point that I realised that there was much more to Nakers than him just bing a Bent Spastic
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1833750#post1833756
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:30, Reply)

0 - 0
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Bit of a slow match then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:32, Reply)
No.
Alt. I've recently rediscovered Vodka Russchian. Bloody lovely.

Altalt. Nothing wrong with chatting with an ex but don't even cross the line or get drunk with her!! Not worth it if you are happy and sorted.
If she is still ravishingly beautiful then throw a hot pan of oil in her face.
Is she not married too?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:32, Reply)
Just read above.
Steer clear.

What is the manner of your contact?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Willie to willie, I heard.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:34, Reply)
I had to email the office she works at, my email Sig. has all my details including my Mobile No.
She put two and two together an realised it was me, I then had to visit the said office to put in a few proposals and bumped into her, the Texts seem harmless at the moment but my "Bump of Itch"TM is going.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:37, Reply)
stay away
do not do anything stupid.

also: hey
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Thank god you're here to save me from myself
Also good evening Penelope
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:40, Reply)
here to help
I am like the good advice channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:41, Reply)
So got a replacement for Dog Hair yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:42, Reply)
nope
but I got chatted up by a 24 year old who thought I was 28.

In reality I think we can safely assume it'll be a year or two until some other dude is desperate enough
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)
There is always Rory waiting in the wings*
*If you get desperate enough
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Ach, don't fret. Something'll happen when you least expect it.
Hopefully, not skittery farts when introduced to a, how you say, hotty.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:47, Reply)
likewise, I've seriously misjudged folks' age before
for instance, I thought a former colleague was about 27-28 - turned out she was in fact 36

still wouldn't say no to her, mind
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)
Yo Gvp I bet she loved being told that.
Nice to see you here on /ot, you should hang out with us more often.
This is the best place on B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Dog hair?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Put that boner away Jeff it aint what you think

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:46, Reply)

Srsly, not worth it. Make your excuses and leave.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Whilst the tender is in effect I feel that I may have to have some contact for the next 6 months
I'm still in love with my wife so I'll behave
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:41, Reply)
You'd bettah!
Cheating is a horrible thing to do to someone and it ALWAYS comes out!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:46, Reply)

But then you it back in again!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Hokey Cokey lols

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Ha.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:58, Reply)
I almost bitch slapped a friend who was thinking about cheating on his wife
I have Morals
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:51, Reply)
best of all the mushrooms

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Eve's Monty
You pulled yourself out of that hole yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:05, Reply)
No way to talk about YM

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)
If by mum you really mean mean Stunned puckered ringpiece then yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:16, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Fuck man that's not good
Can we have the Monty back we all know and love?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
When you say proposals..?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:45, Reply)
My job is to try and get the best bang for the buck
You need face to face contact with customers, so that you can gauge which way they are leaning towards.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:49, Reply)
That was an engagement reference
but thanks for sharing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:01, Reply)
The bitch kept the ring as well
cost me a months wages :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Cut off her finger.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:13, Reply)
That never occured to me
She wasn't wearing it when I saw her last
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)
She sold it for a months wages

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:16, Reply)
It wouldn't surprise me it was from a jewellery designer called Cathy Stephens

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Without him I would be clueless about supermarkets.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Evening Chompy no London then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:56, Reply)
No, staying in watching TV alone.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Get back on that horse

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:01, Reply)
No

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Not the Baroness, I mean the whole dating malarky

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:04, Reply)
I knew what you meant, and no.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Come on "plenty MOAR fish" and all that
*ruffles Chompys hair*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:07, Reply)
yep the thing about being single is
to not be single as quickly as possible, that's definitely not a recipe for disaster
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I've been an item so long I can hardly remember what it was like to be single

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:20, Reply)
It's ok, looks like you're well on your way to fuck up your marriage.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:28, Reply)
You know something Chompy I'm really worried that this may be the case
I'm male and us males really do need to stop thinking with our dicks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:30, Reply)
well, just remember this is a public forum,
and don't be an arse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:33, Reply)
I know that this "Public Forum" will put me on the straight and narrow Cavy
You get such comfort and resolve from the kind words on here
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Buy a pony.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:05, Reply)
heroin is not the answer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Depends on the question I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:36, Reply)
'what's the best way to appear cool in the jazz community? '

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)
To get to the otherside?


...



Errrrm



Give up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Wait I know
Miles (Davis) from London
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Them special ciggies, man.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)

95 - 1.
Bopara's tight on the off side, apparently. Colostomies rule.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Or Gonz's rules as we call it here

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:09, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Hey hey
Evening Dozer, how was France? did the chicks dig you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Hot, winey and cheesy.
Alt- of course they did.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Did you stand on tip-toe
To make yourself seem 7' tall?



tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:49, Reply)
nah, French men are short.
I was one of the tallest there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
I bet that surfboard/skateboard combo blew their minds

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:51, Reply)

To get to the other side lols.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
alright gaybo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
innit bruv
You curmudgeonly old fruit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:48, Reply)
Been 'outside'. Didn't like it. Come home again.
Shagged that ex yet Harters?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
She is hot and it's pretty damn tempting, I know how women think
and she wouldn't be having any contact with me unless their was ulterior motives.

I'm not gonna fall for the curse of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:54, Reply)
It does look like you're next in line.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:55, Reply)
Look if PJ can work through this curse so can I
*reads the thrown book*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Good luck.
*plays back on dictaphone, recognises the voice of a kidnapper who had previously been told he would be found and killed*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)
*counts fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:00, Reply)
*adds up to twelve, realises was born in Norfolk*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)
And that was just the left hand
Badum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Genetically engineered for horse wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Rebecca Loo's plastic surgeon ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)
If your wife finds those texts she'll castrate you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
They are actually quite innocent
But Jeremy Beadles law isn't quite a defined science yet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)
I mean, if she knows that you and this other women have history (and you very much do) and that there's now clandestine texting (no matter how innocent)
You will face the full wrath.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Up the bum isn't cheating.
Tru fax bro.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Even with a man?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
We've all done it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
TGGI^
I believe is said here.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)
+ hairy overweight bikers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
What, the ones that do the cooking on telly?
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Yep exactly he didn't drop any chips

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Hey, we all have a sexual exploration arc, right?
With me, it was getting BJs & fingering from 14-15, then sex from 15, branching out into anal & MFF from about 17 and then, you know, that whole hip bi thing in my late teens. Chairs, tables and that was, what, 16? Something like that.

I was a late starter.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Memories.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:08, Reply)
It's moment like this I'm glad I was never rich enough
to go to public schools
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Nah, this was with girls from the local state schools as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:10, Reply)
How come you don't post during the day any more, has your company blocked b3ta?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)
I assume you mean 'post during the day'
I'm not logged in on my phone. Haven't tried b3ta on my work comp, two reasons: I'm being paid to discharge the duties and responsibilities of my role; I don't have much free time.

I ent no public sector slacker like the Chompothon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Yeah I type before I press enter.
Look no matter what's gone of between us in the past, we all actually miss you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Shite ye do.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Trufax

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2065030
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:20, Reply)
You're part of this community like it or not
even a Mum misses their errant child
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:22, Reply)
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Always with the dead mum jokes.

Fuck off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:22, Reply)
eh?
I wasn't going for that, honest
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:25, Reply)
I know.
I was joshing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:25, Reply)
:(
Bully
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:26, Reply)
I'm not so sure her clit is big enough for that to happen

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)
I think GI Joe: Retaliation is the best film I've seen this year.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)
So the first film you have seen this year?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Any film with the line "I'll cyberblast an encoded beacon every six hours" is a film for me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Like wise any film with "Chow che cho, you killed my teacher TEEEEEEEAAAACHHHHERRRR"
is a film for me
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Did you see PAcific Rim? I missed that =(

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I didn't :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I'll tell you whats good tho', the new 3D jurasic park thing. I saw that at the imax and it was amazing

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Look arsehole licking porn aint a proper film

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Ha ha, Bruce Willis is in it as well. I'm only 47 mins in and I love it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:10, Reply)

ruce ig + e
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
He may also have seen 'Future Sport' featuring Dean Cain
And this would still be accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Altalt: You know what you should do Harters?
You should definitely embark on an affair with this woman, until your wife inevitably finds out, leading to the breakdown of your marriage and you having to move out of your home, becoming alienated from your son, who can't help but lose respect for you as you descend into a spiral of heavy drinking and depression, which causes you to lose your job, until ultimately you have a very public breakdown on here and kill yourself.
Then you should delete your account.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
This.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Last line lols

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Sounds like an excellent plan TuiB
I just knew I could count on you to help point me in the right direction.

Before all that I would get to see her breasts right?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:23, Reply)
deffo m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:25, Reply)
alright Tangy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:26, Reply)
NEVER MIND THE "alrights"
Have you bought a copy of his album yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)
No.
But it's alright, I gazzed a link to Rory. He assures me he's going to use it to drum up sales and raise awareness of the musical glories of the Yurt Pistols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)
It's about time someone helped that boy out with a link
I know he's a keen potential fan.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
He assures me that you have 'nothing to worry about'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:33, Reply)
The "Sex Mistletoe" will be a huge sucess then you will see
............then
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)
are you drunk?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:36, Reply)
No I'm hartley are you illiterate?
tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)
alright dozey
Bon vacances?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)
Oui.
Et tu?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Oui, bien sur.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Tres bien.
Fucking baking hot weather.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
innit frere
We were fairly far south and it was glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)
\o/
on second thought's my wife has better breasts how on earth they keep defying gravity I will never know.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:27, Reply)
String and a ball gag.
Works every time, did for YM.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Surely delete your account, THEN kill yourself?
Seems best way round. Logical like.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I'm sure TuiB has my best interests at heart

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
I know what I'm talking about here don't listen to this joker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I could do with a twelve step plan to help me out
I would only fuck things up otherwise


YOU'RE THE BEST
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
worst Samaritan EVER

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:31, Reply)
evening evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I like how he's going for a new flip, this just may work

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Why would you talk about Battered in such a horrible way, doesn't _anybody_ actually like him?
hello battered using the search feature
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)
\o I like Battered

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)
He hates you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)
My love for him is strong it will see us through

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I would just like to state, wihtout any hint of a shadow of a doubt that I am not Reginald Donkeyfuck, this is my only account on b3ta
thank you
(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)
q!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)
wait........Wait..............WAIT
Quentin is that really you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)
no

(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:42, Reply)
:(
I'll never get to find out how the experiment went
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)
what experiment?

(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)
The big put everyone on 2.0 experiment

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:45, Reply)
oh that was with my old account that I had to stop using
I ignored hundreds of users and there were still loads that I couldn't get rid of

I broke the ignore function, it wouldn't let me add anyone else
(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Sounds shit
I could hook you up with a bald mental Mancunian, who could teach you how to write your own code for it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:48, Reply)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Big heart I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Alright Qwertyuiop

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)
fuck off dozer you nonceprick

(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
:'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:47, Reply)
alright reg

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
It is actually me, actually
I don't have another account
(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Smells fishy to me, or have you been fingering Cavy?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)
got any Tricky updates

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:47, Reply)
Well, he peaked with Maxinquaye, released a decent second record then spiralled off into increasingly shit records.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:48, Reply)
I haven't seen or spoken to tricky since... October-ish?
I have spoken to people who have worked with him mind, and they've all said what a collosal dipshit he is

I think he'll be a dad by now? Might look him up on facebook a sex
(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
yep, he's a dad now
his kid and his mrs actually look alright, but his mrs is a pole and a dirty scrubber of a pole at that when I saw her
(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Oh man they blew up london :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Oh good, might have a day off tomorrow then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:47, Reply)
the whole place is falling apart
much like your relationship with that sex worker
(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Should have just fucked my sister eh?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
why not we all have

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:50, Reply)
is she fit?

(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:51, Reply)
A bit loose TBH
It's like trying to wear your dad's shoes when you was 6
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Never mind we'll get you another one

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Hahah, fucking hell, I just went on the bbc news website 'cus of this post.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:50, Reply)
You haven't had that much to eat yet have you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:51, Reply)
I'm not sure they'd blow up london 'cus of a bit of scran

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I bet you could pebble dash a tower block after one helping of egg fried rice

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)
The kind that your mum lives in?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I nearly did too
Then I remembered that I'm not a massive ninnyhammer.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Gaylord

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:55, Reply)
You said a naughty word.
I'm telling.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Oh here we go, why do you have to get like this?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Why do you always have to go straight to insults?
We never just talk anymore.
You've changed.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)
In GI Joe, I should say...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:55, Reply)
well this is shit and dull, I'm off

(quintsy, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Who was that guy?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:55, Reply)
One who is almost as good as Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Thought that was you or Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I wish that I could be as good as the "GREAT QUINTEN"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Keep up the good work and I will review your position in three months.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:09, Reply)
:(
I'll still be the worst poster on here
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Don't be silly.
That's me. You're a somebody on here.
I try and I try, and one day I know I'll look in the mirror, and there will be an old man staring back at me asking 'where did it all go wrong?'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)
That was me 4 years ago looking back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Enjoy life on the sex offenders register!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)
?
Is Quints your sock puppet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Quints had sex with his underage sister for reals.
He's now officially on the reg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:01, Reply)
errrrrrrmmmmmmm...........and where did you get this information?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Chompy's next on the register.
They see each other down the MK cop shop and sniff each others noncey finger.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

next
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:09, Reply)
He admitted it on here before you joined. Lurk more.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)
hehehe
Is that why you gazed me as soon as I started posting?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Did he think you were a bird?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)
OMG YOU HAVE BREASTS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)
That's one gaz I think the whole board would dearly love to lol at.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)
we did that last week, thats why you need to be here during the daytime

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:18, Reply)
haha
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1905369#post1905388
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

@ You should put something in your profile
otherwise it's very east for someone to copy your name and pretend to be you. Doesnt have to be much.

Almost certainly, but he's an alright guy for a racist druggy who dresses like a roady.
(PsychoChomp Standup DVDs available on request., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:43, reply)
in reply to:
@ What and give Ammo? No Thanks.
Monty's been kinda cool do you think he's after money?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare paid £2,000 to ‘rid her vagina of ghosts’ on, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:41)
in reply to:
Sent To hartley hare:

@ re: I'm newish, so I treat all with distrust.
Don't worry about it, probably worth putting a bit of information in your profile for the nosey, age, sex, if you're a northener or not and what you like to have for lunch that sort of thing.
(PsychoChomp Standup DVDs available on request., Fri 25 May 2012, 15:40)
in reply to:
@ I'm newish, so I treat all with distrust.
i'm not a glove puppet, nor a Rick Jones, I hope thats a better answer for you.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare paid £2,000 to ‘rid her vagina of ghosts’ on, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:37)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)
*Cries*
And that was how he forced me to sleep with him the first time :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)
I even had to pay for dinner :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)
That can't be the full thing can it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:28, Reply)
The rest of it is highly personal, and contains scenes of a sexual nature.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)
I blead for hours :(
I still can't look at a futon without out feeling weepy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)
That's the only conversation with him I've had via gaz apart from the one saying leave swipe alooooonneee '''(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)
and Britney Spears

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:33, Reply)
tl;dr
I'm going to ask probing questions to establish whether you are male or female. Then make you buy me meat feast pizza.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Yerp, well at least people on b3ta meet up with me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)
it's not something to be proud of

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:36, Reply)
GVP \o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:38, Reply)
They hate me after they've met me rather than before.
That's a win for me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Can't fault that logic
Hello Supermatt
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)
OUCH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Oh chomperz
I've met and had a beer with a fair few B3tans. The ones that have dropped out have been, um, you and Stunned. We both know about the Leeds thing, Stunned was because he got stuck in horrendous traffic and couldn't make the journey up to York.

Al was in town and I stayed at home. You could perhaps see that as me standing him up, rather than the other way around. I'm pretty sure Al gives as much of a shit about that as I do.

Nakers only ever has a very limited amount of time here before his train and my train from Leeds means that I'd miss him anyway.

That's about it. Not sure there's anybody else I've actually made any plans to meet up with and then subsequently not met up with.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Upset

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Not in the slightest.
Just yet another instance of you not really knowing about something and missing all the injokes about it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)
"He says upsettedly"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)
"He says singly".

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Snigger
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Bit racist

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)
There's no place for racism on this board.
Or coons, come to think of it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Apologies
Especially to darkies.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)
'Darkies'?
You mean niggers, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Them too. And coloureds.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Angry

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)
I'm so angry that I ate an entire pizza.
Upset and angered by the Zing king.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)
You should get MOAR angry and lift up her gunt, look at the ginger hole
and the say it's not happening
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)
It would put me off my technique.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)
The whole Highland sword dancing thing is a mesmerising thing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)
It's enough to put even the most nervous virgin off their stroke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)
That's right. You have NEVER made ANY plans with me :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)
What a cunt, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)
IM NOT BOTHERED IM FINE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)
YES YOUN ARE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)
NO I ENT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Alright Dr Frog.
You seem like an alright chap, can we just cut to the chase here?

Do you fancy a pint? No? Shame, imma go cry myself to sleep.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)
IT'S TOO LATE NOW

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Shh, shh.
It's never too late baby.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)
I just need some space.
I'm too angry to talk to you right now.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Look, I didn't tell you about the debt thing because, you know, it's my problem.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Whatever. It's over. See you at the wedding where you can tell me to fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)
I already saw you on the stag night; you were the stripper.
You remember, we all tucked fivers in your g-string, then you gave my mate Pervy Kev the 'extras'.

The real burn is that he paid for them with that fifty quid I'd lent him. Won't be seeing that again.

Or her, come to think of it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)
*makes notes, files*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I get confused, is he the one Burt?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)
No actually he isn't. I was just confused by how awesome GI joe was.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:20, Reply)
and also homebrew.
www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/St_Peters_IPA_Beer_kit.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Cool, cool
You ever thought about growing your own tobacco or weed?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:27, Reply)
I don't think you can grow tobacco in this climate. Weed I thought about as a teen, but not seriously.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Nakers isn't even the best one on the Sunshine Bus.
Alt: Diet Pepsi.
Alt Alt: Don't go there. It'll all end in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)
who is?
Alt: what about a nice cup of Horlicks?

alt:alt: Don't worry b3thy boo I won't*


*she was boring in bed anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Well, that's alright then.
You should tell her she was boring in bed. That will definitely remove any chance of naughtiness for you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)
errrrrmmm.......b3th you was a woman once wasn't you
why do you think she as a married woman would want to text me?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)
BLOODY HELL B3TH I NEED YOUR ADVICE HERE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Sorry, I was busy for a minute.
She might well be interested in how you're getting on? Also, the older you get, the more you want to cling to the things that were familiar in your younger days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)
I don't beleive that an Ex can be errrrm what's the word I'm looking for....Freinds
or is that just my male ego?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Be trippin'?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Well, I don't know.
You could well be god's gift to womanhood. Unlikely, I know, but it's possible.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)
I have never looked at myself that way
But I'm a good guy in the right places and a bad in the wrong ones

Ifyouknowhatimean ;)
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)
There's surely no God if he is

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)
thats not very nice

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Or she might offer to show you she isn't anymore.
Wah-hay! Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)

*waggles glasses before placing them beneath a kneecap*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

The increase in smokeless zones has indeed decreased the likelihood of a shag on the fireside rug. Beds are for sleeping and farting.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)
I don't undrerstand the nonce thread sorry.
I'm confuzzboblicated.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Nonce thread?
Sozz BP you lost me there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Sex offenders register thingy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:33, Reply)
neither do I, best just to ignore it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Or ask lots and receive shadowy unclear alluding-to-something replies.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Seems to be the way on here
Unless you're CQ then you get the whole gritty truth, which is then deleted 20 Mins.later
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Just nod at appropriate times and try not to mention anybody's sister. Or brother. Or cousin.
Mum's are fine, especially yours.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Are dead mums fine too?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Best of all the mums but ....

*May need resuscitation skills.*

Know what? Sorry.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Nods inappropriately.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Dirty, dirty boy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Don't go near the play park.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Bartlebyloz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Anyone watching The Debate?
Very interesting to see Labour playing the good guy this time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Mass debaters. They're all fuckin' hypocritical wankers.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Well child birth is hard, my wife almost broke every bone in my hand
I'm not going to get her a stuck bag of M&M's from the Vending Machine ever again :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Should have waited until the os was properly dilated before inserting knuckles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)
Hahaha
Like playing an internal game of "Buckaroo"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 22:03, Reply)

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