That's right. You have NEVER made ANY plans with me :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What a cunt, eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

IM NOT BOTHERED IM FINE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

YES YOUN ARE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

NO I ENT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Alright Dr Frog.
You seem like an alright chap, can we just cut to the chase here?

Do you fancy a pint? No? Shame, imma go cry myself to sleep.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

IT'S TOO LATE NOW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Shh, shh.
It's never too late baby.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

I just need some space.
I'm too angry to talk to you right now.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Look, I didn't tell you about the debt thing because, you know, it's my problem.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Whatever. It's over. See you at the wedding where you can tell me to fuck off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

I already saw you on the stag night; you were the stripper.
You remember, we all tucked fivers in your g-string, then you gave my mate Pervy Kev the 'extras'.

The real burn is that he paid for them with that fifty quid I'd lent him. Won't be seeing that again.

Or her, come to think of it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

*makes notes, files*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)