nah
dating is for chumps and all men lie and are bastards, or whatever I'm supposed to say as a bitter old hag
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:48, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I see apple season is back again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:51, Reply)

yeah,
2.5 kg of them after peeling and chopping today. Also, the compost is topped up and smells of cider sick, and I have a bin bag of not too terrible ones to go too a friends horse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:52, Reply)

I thought you was off LARPing this weekend?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:59, Reply)

that was last weekend
this one is mopeing and pickling weekend
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)

I could have gave you a load of black cherries a few weeks ago
would apples and cherry work? I have no idea
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)

no idea
I'm not a good cook, really. Pickles and jam are more like chemistry or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Yes. They would work together.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12, Reply)

I take offence to this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:52, Reply)

i'm a bitter old hag
it's in my contract to say that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Fair enough, I wasn't aware of your social standing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:57, Reply)

She's overstating herself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)

st r
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:00, Reply)