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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You've hurt me too many times before.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:04, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
I've never stood you up though

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:07, Reply)
True.
It's only the Chomp that's done that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Was that when he realised you didn't have breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:13, Reply)

You should have offered pizza and locked your bedroom door.
Still, you'll know next time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:17, Reply)
Alright Phudmaster B

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Yo plummers. Good day?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:20, Reply)
Innit blud.
Done some gardening, caught up with the chores and just sold some shares.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Gardening you say? I sincerely hope your garden is not on a gradient. If so, do it from the top otherwise the neighbours will write to the paper.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Hur hur V/good

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Sold shares on a Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Put in the order.
Sale goes through Monday morning.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Have you set a limit order
Or are you just going to take market rate?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Limit order.
9p above the current price. They should hit that target easy enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)
then chilled on Sunday
/Craig David
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Some of this and some of that, presumably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)
He is ginger and a vegetarian he may have had a lucky escape
If Cho-cho had his beer goggles on that night
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I'm just as insatiable as Swipe is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:22, Reply)
We've all read the messages
You did come on a bit strong.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Yeah, I don't think I came off worst in that thread, eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Most definitely not mate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Bad form to post gazzes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)

^^this^^
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:42, Reply)
^^that^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)

The other.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Unless it's very funny to, then it's ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)
This is why I wouldn't 'Gaz' anyone

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)

You're not gazzing my mum, you cad.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:49, Reply)
We just use Skype

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Great combined with a speculum.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Add a decent waterproof webcam and you're away

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:59, Reply)

"Skype? Yes, you've been a good butler but that incident with Mama was beyond the pale."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I've had some great Gazzes, I feel you are missing out by not using this function

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Pretty much all of them calling you a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Well yes Obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Don't know anyone well enough to indulge in private messaging functions

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)
You must have Dozer on 2.0 then
if you've not had any Gazzes
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Obviously I mean apart from him
We arranged to meet but I mugged him off* when he started talking about hotels and stuff.

*strikethrough mugg add wank hur hur
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

hotels and stuff whiskey and cuff-links
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 21:18, Reply)

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