I trust that Weepee managed to keep up last night?
Ha you fool everyone knows that George Lazenby was the best Bond EVAH.

I'm currently drinking beer and working through all the films that I have borrowed^TM from the internet, some are going onto my external hardrive some are being deleted, however soon......very soon I will embark on epic ironing*

*for some reason women can't seem to iron shirts properly
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He acquitted himself magnificently
His missus is delightful too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:24, Reply)

Did he nick anything?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)

I have yet to uncover any....irregularities

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Enough about George Lazenby
How did Windy Pig get on?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)

Maybe you could use the attention you've been getting from this other woman
To motivate your wife in to taking more care.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I'm sure that if I mention that to my wife,
she would be so much more diligent when maintaining a correct crease on my shirt sleeve's.............oh wait, I think I'll just iron my own
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Why iron a shirt, when you can just wear it creased?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)