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just opened a bottle of red and stuck on View to a Kill starring the best Bond, R. Moore.
What are you doing? Clue: you aren't doing my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:54, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Watching football
And thinking that I ought to do housework.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)
my gaff is immaculate.
Hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)
Wanna come round and do this one?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:04, Reply)

this one my Mum
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)
soz Commander Bond requires my full attention

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Trolling again I see.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Been tidying the house
and ringing the out of hours vet to get the dog booked in for some surgery tomorrow.

A View to a Kill is one of the shittest Bond films ever. But, on the plus side, it's a Bond film.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:06, Reply)
That's the one that turns in to a commercial
For Citroën half way through isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:08, Reply)
It's been a while since I saw it so can't remember.
There was a Citroen 2CV in For Your Eyes Only.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)
I think A View has a bit
When Grace Jones turns in to a garage for a French car.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)
I'm sure a bit of this advert made it in to the film.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cf5TpK-Gig
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Christ I remember that ad.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
I find Grace Jones fascinating. She is a one off eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I don't like her very much.
She's weird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I heard a hilarious anecdote involving her
the end quote of which was 'get on ze cocaine autobahn'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)
"She" certainly is.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)
I still wonder if the rumours about her knocking out Dolph Lundgren were true
personally I found her music shit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
her music is not for me either but she's not faking

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
HOW COULD YOU TELL??????????????
She did inspire a few good artists to be all out there though
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Is that the one with Walken in?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Yeah, he's about the best thing in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Fucking terrible film though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)
It's not great, fo' sho'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)
PROBABLY THE BEST CHRISTIAN EVAH \o/
IAN OPHER
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)
TRUFAX YO

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:22, Reply)
I trust that Weepee managed to keep up last night?
Ha you fool everyone knows that George Lazenby was the best Bond EVAH.

I'm currently drinking beer and working through all the films that I have borrowedTM from the internet, some are going onto my external hardrive some are being deleted, however soon......very soon I will embark on epic ironing*

*for some reason women can't seem to iron shirts properly
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)
He acquitted himself magnificently
His missus is delightful too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Did he nick anything?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I have yet to uncover any....irregularities

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Enough about George Lazenby
How did Windy Pig get on?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Maybe you could use the attention you've been getting from this other woman
To motivate your wife in to taking more care.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)
I'm sure that if I mention that to my wife,
she would be so much more diligent when maintaining a correct crease on my shirt sleeve's.............oh wait, I think I'll just iron my own
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Why iron a shirt, when you can just wear it creased?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Well then whose Mum is this?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)
The other one
Sup Twoey?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)
hello darling

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Afternoon sweetie

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
that wine is jolly nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
That Casilerro del diabolo?
I've never tried that one, but their merlot and Cab sav are tip top for the price, so I'm glad that one stands up.
I've got a bottle of Chang beer from the Thai festival across the road, it's rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)
Thai festival eh?
I hope you didn't pull any 'chicks'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
I didn't see a single lady boy or boxing midget.
It was a very poor representation of Thai culture I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)
doesn't sound very authentic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
It was a poor show monto, a poor show.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
It's never a proper Thai festival unless Tony Jaa comes along and beats the fuck out of you for knicking his elephant

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)
I like that one.
Soz to butt in etc etc. I've been recommended the 2008 Dead Arm. Still need to get a bottle in and try it out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)
I don't really drink much wine anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I think you'll find that "Whom's Mum", thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Random Bond fact:
Roger Moore was keen to differentiate himself from what had gone before, so in Live and Let Die he insisted on smoking cigars rather than fags and drank bourbon instead of vodka martinis.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)
Live and Let Die is the best one by far.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
First one I ever saw, and as such remains a firm favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Bonds actual choice of drink is whiskey/bourbon

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Yeah I know.
The Bond films are so far removed from the books in so many ways they may as well be a different series.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:36, Reply)
I've never read the books, but I do love the films.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
the books are great in an old skool way

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)
he gets high on benzedrine in one of them

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Well, that's me sold.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I rather like them.
The missus bought me a full set in retro covers from the Book people, I think it was about six quid for the lot.

I already had most of them but they were all different editions and cover styles.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
The literary Bond is fucking ridiculous.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
the luxury brand name dropping is hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
as is his calorie intake and the number of tabs smoked each day.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)
I am having a lie down.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)
YOU FUCKING LIER

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Alright double h

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Tip top thanks
Have you recovered from the 5am couch rape yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)
He was very gentle.
Yeah, been across the road, got some free Thai food, drank a couple beers, feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Thai festival sounds excellent*
Great food at the very least


*as long as you're not trying to pick up a lady
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)
Balls I just spotted this above :(
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2067383
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
There were a lot of older white men with horrid looking Thai crones .

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Maybe they were trying to trade them in?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Smoking blunts, fucking bitches and going about smashing fags.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)
I could murder a juicy reefer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
I'm waiting on a twenty bag, donno if it's hash or weed, the person getting it for me isn't a druggy, it's their brothers mates cousins aunt.
I think I want hash, what's the diff?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)

I'm betting you get oregano or compressed cumin/oxo cube.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Hash is resin, weed is herbal.
Different effects; resin gets you more drowsy stoned, weed gets you more 'high' stoned. You know, like how the drunkenness from wine is different to the drunkenness from beer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Cool, thought that was the case.... Hash is what I want.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
yeah you do. Much more your thing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)
Herbal? Monty would preberbly reckon it wuz quite nice, like, man, pet.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
ahlreet

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
it's almost certainly going to be weed
Hash is rare these days and it's a damn shame
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
meh
Back in my day it was the other way round. Used to be really quite something to get weed in. The quality of hash tended to be quite poor- you know, bits of plastic in it etc etc.

When pollen was doing the rounds that was lovely stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)
same here
The only hash I've seen recently has been speciality stuff and priced accordingly. Nom
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)
That half a nine bar my mate scored was very high end stuff

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
it's always weed round here
I only smoke it when I'm doing Class As anyway, can't cope with the paranoia etc. Caning it for 15 years took its toll.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)
gaylord

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)
innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
Your back in the day was only about the mid to late 90's
Back in the days for me, there was a choice of Gold or Red seal from all dealers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)
I mean from '93 to 2000 or so.
Weed became much more prevalent after the turn of the century. I'm assuming it's because it became easier to grow/farm it in the UK so smuggling of resin dropped off sharply.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
True, from the late 80's you started getting lots of shit Roccy
I ruined a fair few nice trousers and shirts due to rock burns
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)
You mean 'Tonys'
Tony Blackburns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)
I'm sure we all had names for the little burns you got
last time I smoked a spliff was in 2006 in Amsterdam and that was the only one since 1999
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Last time for me was 3 weeks ago.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:15, Reply)
Just like Leslie Gratham.
No wait. That was a taxi driver.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
se'sly yo Moore was a shit Bond.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)
nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)
the one thing he did well was the psychopathy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)
also bar Moonraker his films are fucking superb entertainment

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)

A poor imitation of David Niven, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Isn't Moonraker the one where Jaws pulls a bird?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Yep, she had massive tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Because he didn't have to act?
Or is TTJ?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
nah, he'd violently kill a henchman or three and then come out with a smarmy one-liner.
That level of flippancy just after a multiple murder is quite something.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)

So, proper cunt, then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)
oh come on
Dozer is ok really
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
He had some quite callous moments in some films.
Also I have to confess having a soft spot for Moonraker as it's the first one I saw at the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Right.
The Internet isn't being entertaining enough, I might have to do the housework.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)
Just done what little I needed to

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
The Internet is NEVER that boring.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)
You do see what me and Jeff are talking about below don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
In other news ironing is done

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
How many shirts did you iron?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)
3

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:52, Reply)
INTERNET GOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
It gets better, I also did 2 trousers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Any head wearing of said trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Doesn't the head usually come AFTER the wearing of the trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Not for me. I prefer to keep them on.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Chacun a son gout, as they say.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Tres Bon innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
I've had a morning 'outside' doing 'stuff',
then heavy opiates (well, lightweight opiates anyway) and a nap.

Living the dream, man. Right here.

I'm trying to kickstart my brain again so I can go kick bottom at the pub quiz.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)
B333333th
how're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)

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