WOMEN ARE OFF THE MENU
Even in the shape of people who attend wool festivals.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i think you should go for it
i'd love to see you and rory in a catfight
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

In a paddling pool full of wet coal, eh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

i bet frog is one of those short, silent types, who is virtually impossible to anger
but when he is riled, like once every ten years, he properly goes for it, little bullet head down, fists flailing.

meanwhile rory talks a good game, and will throw comments in there to try and undermine the swinging fists, something that frog let slip 15 years ago and has forgotten all about. but he won't actually do anything except duck and dive.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I think he has a file on me anyway
He does seem to have all the info close to hand
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

he sits up at night, printing off clippings and updating his file
which he calls precioussssssssssssssssssss
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

An online cat fight? How's that work then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Dunno. But I'm guessing you'll have to use your mouse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Good one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)