or make a milkshake with vodka, creme de menthe and kalhua.
and stop fucking around like some kind of child.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

now I wish I'd not lost my blender

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)

How can you lose a blender?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)

well there was this whole thing with an escaped lion
lions love milkshake (which is why one must be careful when trying to tempt boys into ones yard), but they are not mindful of whirling blades and snouts.

Anyway, there was some blood and fur and ice cream, a little bit of a struggle and...well...it won
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)

my milkshake brings all the lions to the yard
and they're like "roooooaaaaaaarr"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)

also
they're like "lactose intolerant"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)

that wasn't the mane problem

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)