I imagine you're the guy that stands up by the bar occasionally glancing in the back bar mirror,
Giving girls "the eye" and concentrating really hard on your posture to make sure it's the right mix of "strong", "confident" and "approachable" all the while holding your arm in such a way that the light glints off your "not too pricey, but good brand" watch and convincing yourself that all the girls are too scared to approach you as you're so suave and all the guys are jealous of your new hand double stitched armadillo straight leg blah blah blah blah dressed like a cunt. Shit haircut.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:53, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ha ha ha. Superb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I wish I could click this more than once.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)

I do enjoy your scathing remarks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Shit haircut?
Grade 2, all over. Sozzington.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

POWWW!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)