What would you want your wife to do if she were in this situation?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:13, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oooh. Good question.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)

His answer to my question is his answer to his own question

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Tell the person in all honesty that the time has passed and move on

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

And what would you want her (as in your wife) to tell you?
Look at your communications with the ex. Would you let your wife read them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

arrrrgggghhhhhhhh
Your not making it easy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)

That's your answer
If you wouldn't let her see them, they are not entirely innocent, and that means this bitch is trouble!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Ding ding.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Suggest a threesome?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Clearly this is the real answer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Someone had to say it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)

And jeff did

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Just one MARRnute too late.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Really?
All the memes on here and you pick on poor old marrsy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Yeah. It's late and I did some acceptable punning earlier.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Because I made the effort to set the scene.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)

I don't have your expert knowledge of erotic fiction, l will give you that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Speaking as an average bloke, I expect his answer to be along the lines of....
'Well, ideally, I'd like the wife to start kissing her tenderly, I'm just watching. She removed her top revealing her ample breasts before stroking her soft skin'

You get the idea.

At some point, HH will stop watching, join in, and get a happy finish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

You and frog
Separated at birth
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Spawned from the same seed you reckon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Kneedeep
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Seed? No
Chicken's egg hatched underneath a toad and raised on snake blood, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

To late for that
*reaches for cleenex*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)