Whole foods does an amazing lazy welsh rarebit spread
I fucking love whole foods. If only you could go in there without spending £100 a pop
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Whole Foods is overpriced for what it is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)

It's expensive
But it's a lot of stuff yo can't get anywhere else. And the rent on that high st ken store must be crippling.

I'll have another bash at my place in October and get some cheeses etc from there, fucking awesome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I shall look forward to that and bring some cheese from an excellent place in Queens Park.
Maybe some port as well if you're nice to me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Where did I say you were invited, doughnut boy??!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

I made an assumption, based on you previously posting how nice a guest I was last time.
:(
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

The pasty has sealed your fate
You can stand under the balconies and watch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)

*sobs*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

*proffers sliced Carrot*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

At least I was accurate enough to make it a vegetarian pasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

We might throw you down a crumb of gorgonzola piccante for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

I'd prefer docelatte.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)

WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU INSULTED ME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)

You mean you love fucking whole foods.
Turnips, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I think you may be confusing me with your own wizened anus, my sweet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)

Your face, my arse, darling?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Something something hair and poo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

And that's your legal advice?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)

It's more than my clients get
That'll be £750 plus vat please
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

+ disbursements.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

In this case that would just be wifi
He can have that for free
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)

I'm so grateful, Ma'am.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Doughnuts more like. By the wheelbarrow full.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Or a cheese & onion pasty the size of a Mark III Cortina.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Four door with a large bore exhaust.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)