Does training my Turtle to be an attack turtle count?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yes
especially if it's still a baby turtle

also: you are Splinter AICMFP
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Not a baby one
He's about 3-4 years old
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)

I hope you're going to call it Lowry once it's trained.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)

I'm Probs being thick here
Please explain
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Ninja turtles were named after artists.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)

You should not know such things.
Getting cabin fever yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)

Lowry isn't a renaissance artist
that's what they should be named after
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Bollox. I'm looking forward to the Escher turtle with he square shell which changes as you look at it. Or The Dali turtle with the melting shell.

Need more ganja.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)

or a post modern turtle
which only wears its shell ironically
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Impressionist turtle.
"WTF is that?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)

one that just looks turtleish
and kind of gives you the impression of its existence and essence
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

Soz. Did a ninja. I was, Ach never mind.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

what an ironic ninja

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Inorite.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

i spent a while thinking this was a new element

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)