Evening mutha flippers
I have just been to my nephews fifth birthday party. I reminded him to make a wish as he blew out the candles, he whispered to himself 'I wish it was my birthday tomorrow'. Then we went mental with the radio controlled quad bike I got him, and finished the evening with me driving various nieces and nephews home while singing nursery rhymes in 'uncle Dave's funny voices'
Kids are fucking noisy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No real names Dave

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Sorry knobcheese.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Awwww sorreeeee x x

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Hey no biggy*
If you can't roll with the punches on here, then you really shouldn't be on here
*just like Battard
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Did Uncle Dave have any puppies?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

No. Too old school.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Just sweeties then?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Yep. Classic noncing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

you should pimp out your car with an xbox
and you'll never be alone again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I do not wish for further company from children. They are too loud and can only be tolerated for an hour or so.
Life still shit? Or has the Spirograph changed things?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)

i've not started with teh spirograph yet
But I have been checking in on the new little pig. She chatters constantly.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Pig?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

guinea pig
she's tiny and white with a chocolate brown face and a patch of ginger round her ear.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Named her yet?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Spot.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Ha
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

Yet is a shite name.
Start a thread asking for suggestions.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

i'm waiting until I'm sure she's OK with the other one
but I may call her Starbuck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)

I'd go with Papua New.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

that's a boy's name

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Nah it's unisex innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

you're unisex

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Is that good or bad?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

i don't know
it's a conditioned response
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

You're a conditioned response.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

so's your face

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Your guinea pig is gay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Doctor Frog
The 'Arsène Wenger' of OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)

I don't get it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

You, in a car, with a packet of sweets and what I can only imagine is a cheeky little smile.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

More wry than cheeky, that's the look I'm going for.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Nice. It's good there is a bit of variety in the noncing world.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Just keeping it fresh

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

That's probably very important.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

So I understand. I'm a bit of a novice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Nun of that, please.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)

i think it's a sportball reference

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

I don't understand much about kicky sphere

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)