And salaries, weddings, property, drugs, lunch, dinner, polylolotics, darkies, ribs and fuckwits.
Never hear about washing up or clearing up the salad drawer in the fridge, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You make a fantastic point.
I missed a good opportunity to mention the postman left a parcel in my wheelie bin, which annoyed me. That would have been the stuff of legend.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)

He what?
Sure it was the postie rather than those Yodel fuckers?
This deserves more discussion, as do dangleberries and other autumn fruits.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Dangleberries are delicious with ice cream, or in a summer pudding.
It was a 'Hermes' cunt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

They're all cunts. Why would a delivery company dump a paper-wrapped parcel on a doorstep in the pouring rain?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)

It hurts me to say it,
But I don't think they care.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

*sobs*
Country's going to the dogs, donchaknow.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)

I fuckin love blackberries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Phone chat is below, duchess.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)