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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When did you last have sex with a consensual adult and living female?1996?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:15,
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When did you last have a fulfilling relationship with a heterosexual man, rather than a credit card?Last night's little 'accident' was probably you attempting a dismal suicide to escape the crushing self imposed disappointment of your shallow life, but just like with your relationships with 'men' it was scuppered by those hilarious spare tyres of yours.
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The last one ended a couple of weeks ago Nice guy, but just no spark. So go on, stop diverting and answer the question.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:19,
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Bollocks You haven't got that shrivelled little cock wet since pussy was a kitten.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:21,
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