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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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Does an autist shit in the pope's hat?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well I'm not choosing between you, I love you both.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)

You're adopted.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)

I'm going to find my real parents.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)

They're both dead.
They committed suicide shortly after your birth, they couldn't face the lifetime of shame.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Don't take it out on me because you're angry with 'Mum'

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

You'll never supplant the hamster in his affections
Because all normal straight men have a pet that is meant for an 8 year old girl
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)

From your past experience, you have no idea at all about 'normal straight men'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I know that they don't have clown feet, wear turquoise and pink, have their closest relationship with a rodent and think that "chicks dig" them
So a damn sight more than you, in other words.

"HTH xx"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

I don't wear pink except in accessories.
So soz, Swipola, incorrect again xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)

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