I like not knowing anything about anything, means I believe EVERYTHING I'm told on here

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Ohhh well all these rumours were started by Battered as a diversionary measure to take the heat off him and his failed
marriage, his marriage failed when she found his credit card bill for the blue oyster bar weekend when he said he was working away in Poland, in a fit of rage she thrown of his platform shoes into the bedroom mirror only to discover his secret man cave behind it, upon entering their was all sorts of compromising pictures on the wall (all hung at 3'6" you know eye level) each one was Battered in various sexual acts including such people as Marc Almond, Michael Barrymore, Nigel Evans & Wentworth Miller from prison break.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)

This has led to him being punched in the face by his wife and kicked out pennyless into the street, the punch knocked out his
front teeth and he now calls himself Gupta and disguises himself as a man of Asian appearance offering special services around the Bethnal Green area to get by, his wife was distraught and taken solace in the arms of Gonz.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)