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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
THIS IS A SHIT THREAD I MAY STOMP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:31,
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latest was 11 years ago)
ye'll fucken no
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:32,
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WELL YOU OWN IT NOW SHITKILT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:33,
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Noo ye ain it jobby keks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:34,
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no no no dear boy
Ye fucken well own it the now, ye shitey kecked wee hoor.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:37,
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I don't fucking know. I'm using a translator.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:38,
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Dae whit ye loch ye cheatin' dobber.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:33,
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did you crack one out in your exes work bogs after your "meeting"
its not cheating is it? why not eh? you still felt the shame when it was over though dintcha? glassy-eyed and slack-jawed following the slow mournful passage of your expelled white driblets in a race, no not to fertilise your good lady wifes egg as is their purpose, but to make it to the bottom of the cubicle door...just past the faded penmanship of the office racist, before bulging to a peak and plopping on the bog floor...as a tear forms in your eye and you hurriedly coral your wilting accomplice and race to the nearest BP for a bunch of posies.
Well, was it worth it?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:40,
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alright alfonso bongo raymondluxuryyacht
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:41,
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i dont know you
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:43,
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cunt's gettin wide eh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:45,
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cannae say no tae free pizza likesays!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:48,
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out oot
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:43,
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