i'm going to have to interact with other humans and everything

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Christ.
I had to be in the outside world suffering a preening young man showing off playing the piano and singing Bohemian Rhapsody, while people watched on and looked like they were enjoying it.
I felt ill.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Walk past with a withering stare and disdain,disgust and disappointment in your gait. Include a well-timed, not-so-subtle shake of he head.
If you're drunk, call him a fuckin' cunt an' all.
The cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)

He was wearing a fucking tunic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Billowing, no doubt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I really wanted to slap him, and I am a peaceful man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Walk behind him and stamp your feet while clapping your hands.
He'll shit himself, if you time it right.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)