Actually, my long term goal is to make finding your car at festival car parks easier by creating a section where each car is connected by string from a central control board to a bell installed in the car
once you pull the lever for you car the bell will start ringin till you find it. Imma call this parking section the Bell In The Car Aisle. YES I FUCKEN AM
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:24, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Also, you could have a similar system that worked well in the dark, or for deaf drivers
you could call it "leave a light on"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

if your festival was near the beach and people wanted to do doughnuts with their cars
You could charge them a bit more for making circles in the sand.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Tag team pun.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

That's nothing
I am opening a fusion restaurant with Dr Zahi Hawass from the Cairo Museum of Antiquities and Ken Hom.

We're calling it 'Wok like an Egyptian'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I'd imagine it would be really busy on Mondays.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

That's just another ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)