Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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come again?I sunburned my cleavage yesterday. I have pink and white breasts and the pink bits hurt. My boyfriend says semen is really good for sunburn but I’ve seen his bookmarks on YouPorn and they all feature titwanks. I know exactly what he’s up to but maybe I’ll pretend I don’t.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 11:55,
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