Steady on old son. Can't you get another job?
AND DNT 4GET WE R HERE 4 U HUN XX
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:15, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I am not very employable

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)

*subtley taps 'BUTLER WANTED' sign*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)

I'd make a splendid Jeeves type character.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Apart from my slovenliness and chronic inability to graciously accept servility.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Oh, we could work around that
Imagine the comedy moments we'd share!

"Boyce, bring the car around would you?"
"Get fucked. I'm skinning up."
"Capital"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I'd watch that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)

This has got BBC 3 written all over it
If they say no, I'll try E4.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)

The GOOD channels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

You forgot DAVE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)

If ever there was a mark of televisual quality
the words "Exclusive to DAVE" would be right up there
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I see Dave Gorman is doing something of that ilk.
I LOVE Powerpoint presentations so I'll be sure to watch.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Oh Dave Gorman is SO FUNNY!!!
Did you hear about that time he went looking for all the people called 'Dave Gorman' he could find?? What a brilliant idea! No wonder he lived off that alone for about two years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Haha, nearly as funny as that lolwaki prick who went round Ireland - get this - WITH A FRIDGE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I fear I shall kill someone today.
Worst case, myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Do not kill yourself please.
I need your consistent jibes of GAY and PRICK to keep me going.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

^ GAY PRICK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:45, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

He's so wakki.
Googlewakki! Get it? Because he did a laborious stand up routine based around search engine antics. Classic!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Classic Gorman!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)

He took a simple idea and got a bit of money and fame in return?
haha what a n00b!! I mean, who does that??!!?? You wouldn't catch me in that rat trap, man. Strictly nine two five, good honest underpaid work. No flies on me guv etc, etc
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

He's probably a secret Jew, Reg.
They run the world, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

J Keanu R
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Pardon?
Ninja flid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Dust in the wind, dude
Dust....Wind.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)