One of you two is lying.
There's only one lamp post. I think Pigsy is telling the truth, as he knew to knock on the door as the bell doesn't work.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:17, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i got to the front door, used all my courage to press the bell, and it didn't work.
I ran away in tears and have yet to get the courage again.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Don't give up mate.
I've got some Kit-Kats in for when you summon up the courage.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

i'm not fucking trick or treating.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Are those your 'normal' clothes?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

yeah. :(
to my constant shame, this is what I was wearing the night I met ladypig
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Jesus.
Pretty fly for a white (and black) guy.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

that was only the half of it
flic.kr/p/fXGKV6
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

I can only assume your Doris's dodgy eyes were very helpful to you that night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

i wish i could find the photo of her that night.
she had an amazing outfit on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

are you a juggalo?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Yeah you are

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

i did once buy one of their albums, when i was about 12,
this is more of a clown thing we had going on in a band for a while.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Dozer fucking loves ICP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)

i have heard.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

What I don't get is why you haven't spilt your drink.
Given that you are standing on the wall.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Bit racist.

( Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

oh, that's nothing,
our lead singer was big on animal rights at this point, and after that killer whale died a few years back in a show place, he wrote a song about it, and we did make up to look like killer whales. The make up melted under the stage lights and sweat, and i came off stage looking like a golliwog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)