alright GJ,
how are ya?

I'd be upset if more animals could fly. I don't trust those sneaky bastards at the best of times.

Alt: Dunno, Ladypig is not here, again, so i'll probably drink myself in to a coma.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

All good Winders.
Imagine having to clean the shit of anything bigger than a bird off your windows.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)

i was out for a walk today with a guy that owns a fucking huge malamute dog,
i have never seen shit so big. christ, if that shit on your car it'd smash the windscreen.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)

I envisioned that like the Triceratops from Jurassic Park

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)

triceraPLOPS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)

yo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Yo.
Soz. I got distracted.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)

I'm pissed and a little bit high on the weed i found
But it's only half eight and I have grass but no booze
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)

Surely your area or London has a man who will deliver booze?
Even backwater Oxford has a booze wagon. Failing that, go and rob some tramps booze.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)