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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Darling if I wanted to fuck a gnome I'd go to homebase and sit down in the garden section

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:37, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm glad you have come to terms with your realistic options.
Darling.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
Dozer is not a realistic option for anyone or anything

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
I was talking about Homebase innit bruv

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Oh fuck no
Harrods baby
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
What's Harrods? Is that some posh place, you know, like Asda.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Massive corner shop

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Do they stock choc dips?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
^ batty rider ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
You've forgotten a YouTube link to an old queer song for you and the elderly to gush over.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
Some old 'UK funk' shit from 1983, the last time he had anything approaching a clue about music.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
I know
Don't tell battered!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
When are you and him getting thegither then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
There is about as much chance as there is of you ever seeing tits in real life

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Oi he does own a mirror

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
It's one of my favourite colours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
YESSSS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
But my all time favourite colour is clear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
I'm so easily pleased that your repeated jokes still make me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)
It's not a joke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Cho-cho's tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT9udnGu_3c
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

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