Last time we went to Chessington, Mrs Vagabond had pink hair.
I was looking at a very poisonous spider that was in a perspex box, and called her over to have a look. She poked her head 'round and it spat at her.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

'Spat', yeah that's what it told you....
Filthy sexy spider.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

She is very sexy, it's true.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)

Pure conjecture.
Going to need some evidence to cast my expert 'roving eye' over.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Here she is:

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Cor! NSFW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Which one is she?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

It's a bit dark

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)

(^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS ARE SEXY!
(^(^;;^)^) LOVE US MAMMAL!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)