I was at a wedding last year and bumped into someone I haven't seen in a while
He asked if I was in a band. I said Not as such, me and a mate record stuff from time to time, but I'm not in a band, no.
His mum thought this was hilarious. I stared at her while she was wiping the tears from her eyes. YOU FAWT 'E WAS IN A BAND BUT 'E AINT.

Again, I didn't get it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:26, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Who knows what rattles around in the prehistoric-level brains of the lower orders, Twoey.

( Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)

In many ways, I think I've outgrown south east hampshire, Kroney

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Come live with me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Only under one condition
Do you have indoor plumbing?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Thicko.
Only explanation.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I'm inclined to agree
The whole affair was something channel 4 would make a documentary of.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Personality Horse, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

PERSONALITY WHORES MORE LIKE!!! GEDDIT??

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Correct
You're a fan? Most people are. *coughs*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

www.last.fm/music/Personality+Horse/Graham+Tapes/We%27re+Very+Successful
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)