Blumenthal is, in spite of the tv shitness, fucking superb.
I would sex Nigella in every possible way, from every possible angle, in every possible position, while making her wear camouflage stockings and clear heels. While tied up and gagged with her own hot pink lingerie.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:04, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

it's the camouflage, right?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Mirrors on the ceiling?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

you fucking bet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Alright Matthew fucking Kelly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

shit the fuck off
You tolerated and expendable prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Someone's got stars in their fucking eyes
And a string of sex crime allegations.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I wish you had steak knives in your eyes xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

But have I just had steak before this incident?
THIS IS IMPORTANT
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Then I DONT want this to happen, thanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)