Fill majority of day with inconsiquential shopping
Cook chilli
Drink enough to remain under invisible divorce proceedings klaxon trap
Hope wife falls asleep
Eat chilli
Accept inevitable far too sober viewing of X-Factor
Flirt badly online for distraction
Wonder why wife is still awake when there's serious drinking to do
Realise wife is drunk
In exchange for quiet life watch Legally Blonde/Coyote Ugly/How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days
Go to bed and dream of Monday morning
Rinse and repeat
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:21, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My word, you sound so happy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)

S'alright, I think I just need a decent poo

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Don't we all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

My ultimate goal in life at this point is an en-suite
*sighs*
*lights match*
*torches dreams of youth*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)

+ lights fart

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Ensuites are ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

whatever 'bill clay' you're not even real.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

How dare you Billl is the man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)

dont get me wrong I love 'bill clay' im just not sure he is real.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

I'm starting to doubt if that is indeed his real name

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)

he is proper shifty

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

^ TGKTWOTS

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)

I bet this makes sense to a sober man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:43, Reply)

I doubt it

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:44, Reply)

Good lord ' bill clay' I wish every one else could hear you,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:51, Reply)

I like Bill Clay
Even if he doesn't exist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:57, Reply)

You can hear him too Jeffers? Then I am just quite pissed and not mad. Thank The Lord .

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 1:02, Reply)

This is 'Bill Clay', last surviving member of the Nostromo, signing off

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 1:08, Reply)

Alright 'bill clay' I admire you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 1:23, Reply)

TANGLES!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:54, Reply)