Excellent weekend thanks - had micro for the whole weekend. Very tiring though.
Alt: had quite a few, but this one stands out; blind date about 9 years ago. I'd arranged for a mate to call me about an hour in to the date, so I could make an excuse to leave if she turned out to be dull or visually offensive.

You know sometimes that you can overhear what is being said to someone on their mobile? Well that happened. My mate's rather loud words were 'stick or twist? Babe or minger?'

The dated ended about 3 minutes later.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

hahahaha!
Ouch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Was she a mong then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Could have been shown at Crufts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)