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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I ordered a bottle of prosecco for Mrs V the other day, and one glass, as her mates hadn't arrived yet.The young barman asked "So - what are you celebrating?" indicating the bottle.
"Er ... that it's ... nearly Friday ... ?" I asked.
I think he took that as manly and cool and that he shouldn't ask such questions again, because I then leapt over the bar, grabbed him by the throat and screamed "DON'T FUCKING ASK ME QUESTIONS, BOY!" into his face before beating him to death with a pint glass.
True story.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:03,
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The holes we drink in you have to blend in with the proles.Holes, proles, and life goals - that's what me and Mrs V are all about.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:07,
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