I barely ever mention exes
You seem to have a bit of an obsession. Soz Swiples, I operate a strict 'no fat chicks' policy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

fat
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 12:59, Reply)

ah, a strikethrough.
The wittiest of retorts.

Typical Swiperton!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

i just didn't want to be too harsh about your sad little life, pet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

this is gold, coming from the romance casualty that is Gillian Coppertop.
I don't blame you for throwing yourself under that bus the other week, your crippling loneliness and self-loathing of your bloated and corpulent frame would drive lesser women to terminal despair.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

at least people fancy me, my sweet
try dressing normally and not being so weird and you MIGHT pop your cherry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

maybe I could try a Red Dwarf t shirt and a fake leather jacket.
That's more your thing, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

he still got luckier than you've ever done
you might as well cut it off, frankly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)