One thing you should have learned by now, about "chicks" and society in general
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

And psycho posted pictures of you, remember?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:35, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

yeah, one photo where I'm pulling a silly face

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Link

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I think there was some mod sobbing and deleting, as I never saw it myself
But I have seen a pic before. My description of a balding monk with a hamster up its arse stands.

Which is more than you think dozer is doing, until you realise yes, he IS that short.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:41, Reply)

So going by the 'swipe is mean to those she fancies a bit of' rule
He's probably alright.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I'm very handsome

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:45, Reply)

If this were true, it would mean I fancied all of you
And I'm not 12. I don't "fancy" people I've never met. Your "rule" does not work! Back to the drawing board (aka pornhub).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:47, Reply)

well yeah
But psychochomp came in your mouth.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

I am not sure whether you are more jealous of me or him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

neither
What does Red Dwarf autist spunk taste like anyway?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Yeah like you've never dipped your little finger in your own and sucked it in desperate lonely fashion

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

another of your fantasies involving gay sex acts
Pakihat clearly inducted you into the 'brown wings' hall of fame.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)