Alright 'Bill Clay'
I have never, and will never meet Internet types, as they are mostly grubby, untrustworthy types who have fuck all personality away from a keyboard. So I am lead to believe.

Alt: Every pornographic film, ever.

Altalt: I have to pretend to understand and care about 'foot-ball' to help ingratiate myself with 'ladz' and partake in 'lad banter'. Sometimes I am better at this than others.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:46, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Alt: Yeah 'Bareback Russian Bumlords 9' especially

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)

So you've seen me in action then? Impressive aren't I?
*pelvic thrusts in your general direction*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Well, I never.

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

me neither

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Well I have.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:02, Reply)

^ lies on the internet ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

YEAH U DID

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)